But I’m a connoisseur of a role that’s often painted as ‘passive’: I like to fuck, but more than that I like to get fucked. And there are many different, active ways to get fucked: it’s not just a case of lying there like a cat that’s got some particularly salty cream. Let me take you through a few filthy examples…
This one combines ‘your dick is so big’ with ‘I’m a dirty girl’ – this way to get fucked involves slight expressions of pain. Usually in a deep position, when he slams right against the back of my cervix and I know I’ll be sore tomorrow, but I cannot bring myself to want him to stop, because oh God of course I don’t want him to stop.
My favourite way to get fucked: uncontrollable self-pleasure to the point of actual pain. Like I’m gorging on pudding and my stomach aches but I can’t bring myself to put down the spoon.
There are many, many ways to get fucked.
Get fucked like you’re a queen bestowing a favor. Full with raised eyebrows and puckered lips, “no, not that way – THIS way, silly boy” and ever-so-condescendingly obliging movements.
