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There’s never been a faux Elvis in the movies quite like Val Kilmer. He was a total unknown when he starred in Top Secret!, the 1984 spy caper from Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker, right between Airplane! and The Naked Gun. Top Secret! is a feast of their trademark gags: “I know a little German — he’s sitting over there!” Val gets mixed up in Cold War espionage as the Elvis-style teen idol Nick Rivers. (Why is he named Nick? “My dad thought of it while he was shaving.”) “I was fresh out of Hamlet-land and the Julliard School,” Kilmer recalled. “I took it all way too seriously.” Kilmer is even funnier playing a rock star in The Doors, though his hilarious “Jim Morrison” character is technically ineligible for this list. —R.S.
Jim Steinman was the king of pop bombast, the madman behind epics like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Paradise by the Dashboard Light.” But he outdid himself in the 1984 teen flick Streets of Fire, starring Diane Lane as an outlaw rock star. Steinman wrote absurdly melodramatic anthems for her band Ellen Aim and the Attackers, a blaze of Eighties hair and shoulder pads. In the final scene, Diane goes onstage with tears in her eyes to belt this lost flaming-youth power-cheese classic. This song has it all — thunder crashes, piano kabooms, Holly Sherwood’s vocal, the crowd chanting, “Let the revels begin! Let the fire be started! We’re dancing for the restless and the broken-hearted!” It’s a top-five Jim Steinman tune — and it complements Lane’s other great Eighties fake band, the Stains, from Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains. —R.S.
