I may have had to do a lot of the work with just one free hand and a blistering Viagra headache, but it’s been a true labor of love. Along the way, I’ve reviewed thousands of adult websites, been interviewed in the pages of Hustler, and increased my forearm stamina by at least a thousand percent. I’ve also learned a hell of a lot about smut, like what makes a good free tube stand out, which camera angles best displays the beauty of a woman’s bunghole, and how premium joints can keep their users perpetually horny for more. There’s only so long a man can hold onto that kind of information before he’s forced to act on it, though, which sums up why I started Porn Dude Casting.
I’ve banged a lot of babes in my day, and honestly, this new casting site ain’t the first time I’ve recorded them sucking me off, riding my cock, or letting me fuck them up the ass. I actually had to rent a storage unit recently just so I’d have a place to store my growing archive of nudie photos and home hump movies, but my lawyers advised me against releasing those to the public. They did, however, help me draw up some paperwork to get Porn Dude Casting off the ground without running into legal issues or #MeToo nightmares. It may have been the best decision I ever made, and when you see the videos, I think you just might agree.
You know, I mulled over a lot of ideas, and I haven’t ruled anything out forever, but a casting porn site seemed like the perfect fit for me. I didn’t want to just stamp my face on yet another free tube giving out samples with a big side of spam, and while I do think my handsome mug would look great in dirty cartoons, I wanted to reach more masturbators than just the fedora-wearing neckbeards living in mom’s basement. Those pseudo-incest sites are great, don’t get me wrong, but the illusion is a hard sell when you’re just one dude with a giant head and an enormous cock; how many boundary-impaired stepmoms and corruptible stepsisters can one horny guy really have, even in the most dysfunctional family?
Maybe it seems selfish of me to horde all these video whores for myself, but at the end of the day, I really built Porn Dude Casting for the loyal readers, the regular users, and the horny fans.
Welcome to Porn Dude Casting, with your old friend, The Porn Dude!
