I don’t want to shock you, but there’s a cinema in Soho that shows pornography. Actual pornography. Nothing quite as good as you’d get on the best sites, but more than you’d get in a strip show. Despite the low quality of the porn, I can tell you that these places will never be killed off by the internet.











Initially I thought the deal was that you just go in to the sex cinema, sit down, and watch the porn (or, in my case, watch the guys vigorously watching the porn). But it turns out that not only are you actually allowed to watch these guys wanking,












