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Angelina Jolie is hacking her tits off because she might one day maybe get breast cancer? She should probably reconsider… Doctors are idiots.

They tried moaning about this in a chat I frequent. Selfish bastards complaining that their mental picture of Angelina was violated. Well whoop de doo, I said, she will get silicone tits like the rest of the industry, and we’ll have Angelina around longer. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Yet the editors over at the CounterPunch website were apparently guffawing over Angelina Jolie's recent decision to undergo a preventative double mastectomy. Their e-mail promo for an article posted on the site on May 14 reads: "Ruth Fowler uns Angelina Jolie's bra and exposes privilege, health care and tits." Presto! A double mastectomy morphs into locker room fodder.